Attend the Barbecue Free.
in the newest and fastest growing national sport. Nothing to buy and
anyone can play. The rules are simple. Calmly wait until anyone brings
out a proposal to deal with the National debt. Don't waste any time
reading any reports or papers just get your fire going and promptly
start barbecuing the presenter. He or she is now fair game and each
pound of flesh you can cook is worth 20 points. Be sure and include tar
and feather words like, "hates children, elderly death camps, starve the
poor, addicted to porn and parties with bankers." for extra
points. The Pit master who can cook the most idea presenters is the
winner. If you wear a US flag lapel button give yourself an extra 40
points. If you miss cooking a presenter than subtract 10 points. When no
one wants to present anymore ideas the game is over and you can clear
your card and wait for the next game/crisis to start again.
happened to the America that solved
problems? The America whose members came to
the aide of their country. Our talents and
determination was always what made us great.
Where did that go? Our pot of gold has
been raided by crybabies and greed and our
abilities to provide solutions has turned
into fodder for the Greatest Reality TV the
world has ever seen.
I have a few
ideas but on second thought, no way am I
going to be roasted by my country and get a
strong douse of tar and feathers to boot. At
least we can be proud of ourselves that the
world is watching. Remember this- our
children are also.